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6/25/2025, 11:30:17 AM
>Next Smash will have the shitty new Mario voice cast
>New DK redesign that will probably have him doing retarded faces too
>Zelda characters will still be the same aka shit besides maybe Sheik if she doesn't get cut
>At best Samus will have a new grab based on her telekinesis from Prime 4
>More rosterfagging and /v/ being even more unusable when they add some fuck to the game or Nintendo says new Direct coming soon
>More Sakurai being unfunny and crying about working hard on his special presentations
>Gameplay will probably have some annoying gimmick no one will like (probably something like the slime gauge from nick brawl 2 but shittier because lol Sakurai) or it will be Ultimate but "faster" and "better balanced"
>still the same shitty netcode, probably with worse netplay options than Ultimate which is already awful.
>Probably wouldn't be even able to say the slightest of criticism towards the game or else I'm ungrateful or a stinky pedophile melee murderer.
New Smash season gonna suck super hard.
>New DK redesign that will probably have him doing retarded faces too
>Zelda characters will still be the same aka shit besides maybe Sheik if she doesn't get cut
>At best Samus will have a new grab based on her telekinesis from Prime 4
>More rosterfagging and /v/ being even more unusable when they add some fuck to the game or Nintendo says new Direct coming soon
>More Sakurai being unfunny and crying about working hard on his special presentations
>Gameplay will probably have some annoying gimmick no one will like (probably something like the slime gauge from nick brawl 2 but shittier because lol Sakurai) or it will be Ultimate but "faster" and "better balanced"
>still the same shitty netcode, probably with worse netplay options than Ultimate which is already awful.
>Probably wouldn't be even able to say the slightest of criticism towards the game or else I'm ungrateful or a stinky pedophile melee murderer.
New Smash season gonna suck super hard.
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