I have got long pubic hair. I braid it and wear it in bangs.
And OP..
…WHY DO YOU LIE!
The dear leader of your (((current junta))) that jaba the splat guy has long hair and you lot must have voted for him (after seeing the glossy photo’s jews made and displayed of him, just before he robbed you silly and sent all the loot to snisrail).
Do we need to send a task force to rescue you from your junta again?