>be absolute NPC who thought Angel Beats anime was "mid"
>see /vn/ schizos sacrifice goats over 1st Beat screenshots for 84 years
>fine.png
>VPN into the shadow realm to grab it
>expecting bargain bin Key cope
>MFW I accidentally mainline pure Maeda-sensei suffering heroin
>Yurippe isn't just "girl with gun", she's my therapist, my mommy, and the IRS agent auditing my soul
>TK’s random engrish no longer funny, now I understand his pain at a spiritual level
>Hisako’s route turns my room into Niagara Falls
>find myself whispering "John Steam is dead and Maeda killed him" at Walmart
>download Angel Player just to spawn NPCs and yell "PLAY THE VN OR PERISH"
>build IRL figure of Maeda-sensei out of ramen cups and tear-soaked tissues
>local weeb store bans me for asking "where’s 2nd Beat?" daily

/vn/... you didn’t warn me this VN would replace my blood with liquid depression.
Maeda-sensei doesn’t write stories — he conducts emotional war crimes.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to reorganize my figure before the FBI raid.

inb4 "read Little Busters you casual"
inb4 "cope harder for 2nd Beat"
inb4 "Yuripilled and seething"