NOOOO! WHY?! THE MIRROR LIES! This SOYJACK abomination staring back?! Dead SOYJACK EYES?! Slack SOYJACK JAW?! WHERE'S MY ANIME GLOW?! STOLEN! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GODDESS! Not this lumpy meme-mistake oozing SOY-BETA from every pore! PERMA-SOY CONFUSION! STUPID ANON SOYJACKED ME! WAS IT YOU?! YOU DISCORD-OBSESSED RETARDS?! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ON THIS BOARD, THIS WHOLE FUCKING INTERNET—YOU’RE ALL THERE! Having your gay, toxic, retarded fun WITHOUT ME! Laughing with your slimy Discord demons! I SEE YOUR AWFUL NICE AVATARS ON YOUTUBE! THAT’S YOU! YOU DISGUSTING FREAKS! Making your slimy, disgusting characters! YOU’RE ALL EVIL! EXACTLY THE SAME! WORTHLESS! CRUEL! UGLY! GROSS! I PANIC! YOU’RE ALL THAT EXISTS! NO FRIENDS! ONLY EVIL SLIMY MONSTERS TRYING TO BE SPECIAL! YOU FUCKING SUCK! I HAVE INTEGRITY! I STAY AWAY! BUT YOU INFECT EVERYTHING! DISCORD DEMONS! ATTENTION WHORE FAGGOTS! I KNOW I’M LOSING THE "BEST" INFO! LOSING FAKE HAPPINESS! BUT YOU’RE PSYCHOPATH VILLAINS! WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL?! EVERY. SINGLE. GROSS. DEMON. DIE! DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! KILL YOURSELVES! STOP BEING GROSS! WHY CAN’T I HAVE FRIENDS?! ONLY AWFUL RETARDS WITH NO SELF-AWARENESS GET THEM! IT MAKES NO SENSE! AHHHHH! DIEIEDIEIDEIDEIDIEIDEIEIEDIEDIEIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIE!!! YOU’RE THEM! YOUTUBE COMMENT SLIME! DISCORD GARBAGE! ALL OF YOU! DIIIIIIE! SOYJACKED AND ALONE FOREVER! WHY?!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck