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You don't have to touch grass to own the hammer. You already know Nagi figs are going to cost more than the Estwing itself. All it's going to take is a few photos of said Nagi figs with her hammer to hurt your buyfag pride and make you own one too.

Besides, it's a hammer. Every home should have a hammer. No it's not really a nail hammer but in a pinch it will do far better than any other improvised hammer you can think of.