>>149211723
Bill would 100% be sucked into becoming a paypiggie for an OF chick or even a Vtuber.

>Well I didn't think anything of it 'cause, you know, I don't like the cartoons. But she said my name, Hank.
>Gat dang it, Bill, she's only saying that because you give her money! That's like being a lady of ill repute without the, uh, you know... diseases and hwatnot.
>I've gotta take what I can get, Hank.

Then through shenanigans he meets her and it's the Whataburger girl.