I dont know which ones isreal and which ones iran. i couldnt point to either of them on a map. i couldnt tell you which flag belonged to who, even side by side. or its people, standing side by side. or their presidents, side by side. do they speak the same langauge? id assume so, since they seem to be close enough to just bomb each others hospitals on a regular basis.

so you want me to chose a side? i MUST pick? okay, heads or tails. heads will be X. tails will by Y. ill forever and ever commit to the side that comes up. flip....and......huh. okay. guess im team X.
now, as for, would i die for....xxx.....or....yyy? because eventually i will die, and youll claim it was for side xxx, not yyy. or maybe yyy, not xxx. depends. i was very clear on my position but im sure people will bend over backwards to explain how i secretly was always fighting for xxx, not yyy. all that yyy positive stuff was 4d chess dogwhistles!
oh forgot to answer: no, i wont. ill die for my family, probably. but thats it.

anyways op what sides army did you enlist for. your already packing your bags right. YOUR not afraid of war. just...making sure everyone else gets their priorities straight!