>We will never have a Pilgrim summer
I want my drunk Scarlet passing out on the beach after katana-ing watermelons blindfolded.
I want Snow White eating random shit she's pulled out of the sea, only to grab a sea cucumber and for a CG to appear making it look like someone came all over her face
I want Rapunzel seeing this and getting way too excited
I want Dorothy to show up and have a shitfit over them having fun
I want a recording of Oswald to be involved to drive Doromeme even further into an uncontrollable rage
I want them to completely FUCKING IGNORE CONTINUITY just so I can have Red Hood in a bikini! Fuck not given, Shift Up, make her the first Overspec Pilgrim so we can have our bikini Red Hood tits.