>>509586485
my mama said alligators are ornery because they have so many teeth and no toothbrush

>imagine if Bongland had held on to America

>>508290873
you mean, we wouldn't be the world police anymore? If Europe started fighting each other, we could just chill? If China decided to take Taiwan, we would be like, oh fuck, those iPhones are gonna be cheaper after they're more expensive for a while.
that seems kind of comfy to be honest. I hope the kids don't nuke each other, because US would still have a retarded amount of nukes to share around.