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7/23/2025, 7:13:13 PM
>Beerus please.... my food bowl is empty.... Muttly hungry....
7/22/2025, 6:42:15 PM
>C’MON CHEELAI PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL KITTEN FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE BEERUS-SAMA THE SECOND! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! SCOOBY DOOBY-
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
*Knocks over dog bowl filled with cat “milk” against wall in fit of anger*
>TWELVE GOD'S A HAKAING!! THIS IS A SAIYAN BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A SAIYAN BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH BEERUS-SAMA AND CHAMPA-SAMA!
>HOLY VAMPAMOLE! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A PUPPY WITH THE D*G YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!! I KNEW I SHOULD’VE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE BLEACHCORD MEETUP! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE FEMBOY CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE TWINK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING BARKING BOUNCING HAIRLESS FLAT FACED SAIYAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>GENERATING THE LORA, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A SAIYAN BABY!!! AND HE CAN’T OPEN A BOTTLE TOO!!! IF HE COULD OPEN A BOTTLE, I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS WHIS OR LEMO’S BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A PHYSICALLY STUNTED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE CHASER COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BISHOUNEN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT SAIYAN BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT SAIYAN FUCKING BABY’S FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY GENSHIN IMPACT FLIPFLOPS!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT! GREAT LUPPI’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY MUTT!!!
>C’MON LITTLE BEERUS-SAMA THE SECOND! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! SCOOBY DOOBY-
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
*Knocks over dog bowl filled with cat “milk” against wall in fit of anger*
>TWELVE GOD'S A HAKAING!! THIS IS A SAIYAN BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A SAIYAN BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH BEERUS-SAMA AND CHAMPA-SAMA!
>HOLY VAMPAMOLE! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A PUPPY WITH THE D*G YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!! I KNEW I SHOULD’VE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE BLEACHCORD MEETUP! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE FEMBOY CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE TWINK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING BARKING BOUNCING HAIRLESS FLAT FACED SAIYAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>GENERATING THE LORA, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A SAIYAN BABY!!! AND HE CAN’T OPEN A BOTTLE TOO!!! IF HE COULD OPEN A BOTTLE, I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS WHIS OR LEMO’S BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A PHYSICALLY STUNTED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE CHASER COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BISHOUNEN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT SAIYAN BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT SAIYAN FUCKING BABY’S FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY GENSHIN IMPACT FLIPFLOPS!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT! GREAT LUPPI’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY MUTT!!!
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