>>509502492
Is your girlfriend also a 10/10 athletic, blonde, blue-eyed gigastacy, who prefers to sit at home playing Skyrim and watching comedies over going out? And did you meet her in a random chat room before meeting up IRL?
>>509502687
>The reason I brought up details of my wife is so that no one mistakens my "success" as landing some ugly
We have no way of knowing the validity of any of your claims, and I personally couldn't care less about your boasts, newfag. Unless you have some good advice to give, fuck off. You serve no purpose.
>Why are you so pressed
I dislike liars.
>The fact you legitimately think that this board has 0 guys who are not sexless spergs
Don't tell me what I think. It's not about your alleged spergs, it's about the absurdity of your claims.
>>509502853
>everyone doubting my incredible tale is a virgin sperg
You're really going all in, huh?