>Be rugrat JP in rural Alberta, 1970
>Ask Mom why the fuck Noah had to load up the arc
>With 2 of every stupid fucking animal
>Stupid ass bullshit answer
>Spend early life raging against retarded Christ-cucked, Canadians
Then...
>Become man
>Become psychologist
>Realize how fucked up everything is
>"Damn, I can see why low IQ fucks need this God bullshit; better not fuck it up for them"
>"There is no God, but don't tell that to my zamboni driver, lest he fuck up the slot on purpose just to kill my backhand"
I absolutely see why he's so committed to God for the masses - unironically. He thinks it's some public service, to withhold knowledge from the morons whom it perturbs. He's not wrong.
He is wrong for taking rubles and becoming a Russian shill, that rat fucker that he's become.