Awoooooooooooooo from the great white north!!

Welcome to Allcatraz, built in a swamp,
Where gators patrol and the migrants stomp.
No court, no lawyer, just bugs and heat—
And Trump locking up chumps on repeat

Concrete’s cheap, guards don’t talk,
Barbed wire hums and the cameras stalk.
You crossed the line? Now pay the fee:
Your cell’s got teeth and it ain’t rent-free.

Florida justice, hot and cruel—
Prison's a business, not a school.
Allcatraz: where freedom ends—
And gators eat repeat offenders and friends.

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"Down in Allcatraz"
(to the tune of “Dixie”)

[Verse 1]
Oh I wish I was in Floridee,
Way down where the swamplands be,
Gators grin with shiny teeth,
Guardin' folk from south o' the reef!

[Chorus]
Allcatraz! Land o' chains,
Swampy bars and hurricane rains!
Look away, look away, immigration plan—
Down in Allcatraz, the gators stand!

[Verse 2]
Built it fast with federal cash,
Put the fence 'round razor slash,
Airboats hum and drones fly high,
Watchin' folk 'neath a boilin’ sky.

[Chorus]
Allcatraz! No bail, no fuss,
Your warden’s a reptile, mean and sus.
Look away, look away, ICE command—
Down in Allcatraz, swamp meets sand!

[Bridge]
There’s no breakin' out, no twistin’ fate,
Gators nap right by the gate.
Mosquito guards and camo pants,
And a judge who speaks in swampy chants.

[Verse 3]
So if you come across the tide,
You might find gators wait inside—
Not in cages, but doin’ time,
Chompin’ folks for federal crime.

[Final Chorus]
Allcatraz! Glory be!
A prison made by DeSantis decree.
Look away, look away, freedom's pause—
Down in Allcatraz, enforce the laws!

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