Brush your teeth at least once a day
Statistics are not reality, they only reflect reality, and can be manipulated
Dont join any military as a job
Governments aren't your friend
Corporations (and their many shills) are parasites
If you dont know how to cook, learn to, at least for yourself. Basic meals with starch, veggies, protein, dairy. Eat some fruit, too
Conservatives are just richcunts shilling for richercunts, fascism, and slavery
Socialism is based
Fuck the Demiurge