JUST NEVER PUSH UNLESS YOU ARE 4TH, AND EVEN IF YOU ARE 4TH AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, ACTUALLY YOU NEVER PUSH BECAUSE YOU MIGHT LOSE HARDER, SO JUST FUCKING FOLD AND ACCEPT 4TH
ALWAYS FOLD
IF THE HAIPAI IS GOOD, GOOD, MAYBE... MAYBE! YOU CAN PUSH IT, BUT IF IT ISN'T TENPAI BY FIRST ROW YOU FOLD EVEN IF IT HAS GREAT VALUE, BECAUSE FUCK YOU NIGGER, YOU FOLD
SOMEONE CALLED A CHII?
YOU FOLD
SOMEONE PONNED YAKULESS HONORS?
YOU FOLD
SOMEONE CLOSED KAN?
YOU FOLD
SOMEONE DROPPED A DORA?
YOU FOLD, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT CALLING IT
YOU JUST FOLD, ALWAYS FOLD
FOREVER FOLD
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SUJIS OR HONORS, YOU ONLY PUSH GENBUTSU AND STAY BETAORI, MAWASHI ISN'T REAL
YOUR BRAIN WANTS TO PLAY MAHJONG?
YOU FOLD
STOP WASTING TIME