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The translation was crazier, if only slightly. The protagonist is a virgin, his study buddy friend is may or may not be from a big crime family, somehow, them being friends or fucking is dependant on him staying a virgin. Further, his (step)sister and (adopted)mother have decided for no particular reason besides that he is legal age not to destroy his virginity and that its their obligation to do so as family.

Also, all the men in the city have left town while all the females have gone into heat.

Also, haru's fur is blue because he got cold as a baby. The yakuza comparisons probably go on from there.