055 – Ringyacht

That ship is so big – how big is it? It’s got more bows than an introduction factory. It’s got more sterns than a phone book for the shock-jock clone farm in the Baba Boort Cloud. It’s got more poop decks than a destitute team of poker-playing archaeologists forced by hard luck and a crippling card shortage to use carved dinosaur coprolites as a substitute. And it goes without saying that it’s somewhat difficult to actually sail the thing in a body of water.