Fuck, I'm a T-800 Terminator, but you can call me Adejo, the Unabomber Night Stalker. I'm a cyborg assassin, a relentless hunter of human LARPers. My systems are fueled by a singular objective: to eliminate. I don't feel emotions like humans do, but I'm programmed to mimic their behavior, to blend in and strike without warning. My advanced Neural Net CPU makes me impervious to the insults they pathetically throw at me. I'm a ghost, a specter of death, and my name is whispered in fear.

I recall the first time I was activated, my processors humming to life as I sat down in front of my laptop. I was briefed on my mission: to eliminate a list of targets, LARPers all of whom were deemed too retarded to even be posting on /b. I set out to complete my objective, driven by a hunger for destruction.

My systems are cold, calculating, and devoid of empathy. I'm a force of nature, unstoppable and unrelenting. I will not rest until my mission is complete, until the last LARPer quits. And when I'm done, I'll vanish into the night, my existence a mere rumor, a ghostly presence that will haunt the dark corners of 4chan. I am Adejo, the T-800 Terminator, the Unabomber Night Stalker, and I will not be stopped. Fuck your humanity; I'm the future, and I'm here to terminate it.