a small group of people with funny hats took over the issuance of their currency. that group took the power of banking and leveraged it to use Britain as a military empire to spread their power and influence throughout the world. they installed their banking systems and subverted other countries and cultures. after centuries of using the British as attack dogs they imploded the empire by attacking a country run by a guy with a funny mustache who had had enough of these people with little hats who run banking. those people with funny hats moved to the USA and started using the usa as their attack dogs. then they started flooding Britain with brown people so there would never be a unified Britain who would challenge the power of the people with little hats.
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good thread
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