>>511245415
I’m thinkin’ uhhh zeggz wit hot gril

>>212272384
xDD

big boob = woman
flattie = gay ironing board

>>508409733
>BraZil

I'm making a thread on words women use and what they actually mean by them.
Like...clingy...for example.

Asked a girl out. She agreed to be my girlfriend because we seemed to connect really well. Later that night met up with her at a party. She completely blew me off. I'd only held her hand for about a minute, sat by her for a couple minutes while drinking my beer. Nothing that in any reality could be considered clingy.

Later that night my friend comes up to me and tells me my new girlfriend asked her to break up with me for her. Curious I asked my friend why. My friend said..."She said you were too clingy, but we both know that's bullshit. She made plans to go skinny dipping with these 2 other guys I don't really know. So...yeah...she's a fucking bitch."

I thanked my friend for telling me (she was always decent to me, but was unfortunately already married).

Then...not content with being a dumb whore, my now exgirlfriend went all over town calling me clingy and trying to damage my reputation. Fortunately, my reputation was rock solid, so nobody believed her bullshit.

Now she's a fat (300+ lb. at 5 ft., 2 in.) single mom on crack with a huge criminal file on her. She literally became a crackwhore drugdealer.

I dodged a bullet and learned that "clingy" actually means "I'm a dumb whore who has commitment issues and wants to be chokeslammed and raped by niggers.".