oh, time for my pasta, you say? sure, why not

I will fight for USA
That's right, you heard me
However, I will not fight the american state, as it does not move me with all the satanic pedo shit
I will fight for the spirit of America and for American flag, under my, Russian banner.
Hell, if I can realistically die in the fields of "ukraine", might as well be Texas, California or Nebraska
Since the draft have forced me to reconcile with my own mortality, it all comes down to picking a noble cause
And if my government conscripts me to fight in American wars of liberation - i'll gladly go
If only to topple the satanic elites ruling over american land.
>haha puny russhit, you can't even defeat "ukraine"
all wars end and this one will end too. question is, what's next
>you’ll prolyl die in “ukraine” before you even get the chance
could be, could be. now there’re also “dying in Iran” and “dying on some island in the Pacific” options even. doesn’t stop me from declaring my intentions
>whyyyyyyy
americans are cool and this yin yang shit has to stop at some point