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6/30/2025, 5:41:35 PM
>>212186786
This, I just wanted a slow, kino, comfy character study of Obi's adventures in Tattooine, with maybe one conflict with Jabba or some wild desert adventure peppered with his reflections and some flashbacks to the past. Not this capeslop shit.
Just the adventures of Old Ben the lonely spooky wizard who lives alone at the edge of the Dune Sea. The kind of irrelevant little adventures that would make kids whisper about him but not actually draw the Eye of Sauron towards himself.
"My neighbour told my mom that Old Ben once killed a Krayt dragon and fought a pack of hungry anoobas all by himself!".
"No, it was a group of Tusken Raiders that threatened the Lars farm. He chased them off with strange magic."
"You are wrong! He is just an old hermit, your mom told you that tale so we wouldn't wander around the Dune Sea! They are just trying to scare you, you dumb nerf-herderer."
This, I just wanted a slow, kino, comfy character study of Obi's adventures in Tattooine, with maybe one conflict with Jabba or some wild desert adventure peppered with his reflections and some flashbacks to the past. Not this capeslop shit.
Just the adventures of Old Ben the lonely spooky wizard who lives alone at the edge of the Dune Sea. The kind of irrelevant little adventures that would make kids whisper about him but not actually draw the Eye of Sauron towards himself.
"My neighbour told my mom that Old Ben once killed a Krayt dragon and fought a pack of hungry anoobas all by himself!".
"No, it was a group of Tusken Raiders that threatened the Lars farm. He chased them off with strange magic."
"You are wrong! He is just an old hermit, your mom told you that tale so we wouldn't wander around the Dune Sea! They are just trying to scare you, you dumb nerf-herderer."
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