I am a Japanese who graduated from an irrelevant college in a shithole Westoid country majoring in Finance, and I couldn't get an entry-level job in Japan

So I guess the moral of the story is don't be a weirdo in Japan. That's all the time I have for now. EXELSIOR!

>Uh oh...I can't afford proper education so I will learn Japanese

二人(ふたり)相扶(あいたす)け行(ゆ)き、永劫(えいごう)の愛(あい)を形(かたち)に成(な)す。
願(ねが)はくは久(ひさ)しく君(きみ)が御側(おんそば)に侍(はべ)り、倶(とも)に笑(ゑ)まんことを。
「有難(ありがた)し」や「愛(いと)し給(たま)ふ」との詞(ことば)、尚(なほ)足(た)らざるに似(に)たり。
聊(いささ)か之(これ)を白(まを)さば、「我(われ)、真(まこと)に悦(よろこ)びに堪(た)へず」と曰(い)ふべし