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6/22/2025, 12:48:06 AM
Generation X are boomers who, instead of chasing profits, just spent their formulative years talking about how cool they are. Boomers worship the dollar. Xoomers worship themselves. Note how none of their braggartry and boasting is about their accomplishments.
It's WE DRANK
WE SMOKED WEED
WE LISTENED TO PUNK
OUR PARENTS DIDN'T COME HOME UNTIL NIGHT TIME
Now they're in their fifties and Jack Black is trying to be everyone's hip uncle and Eminem is a literal grandfather who still talks about "having bars ready if Trump wants to respond"
You have people hitting sixty who act like they're sixteen.
Generation X; the generation that thinks it's acceptable to show up at a wedding wearing a Tuxedo print T-shirt telling weed, dick and fart jokes, while complaining that zoomers have no sense of decorum and all act like uncivilized niggers.
Generation X; whose Vitruvian Man is Kevin Smith wearing jorts and a batman shirt.
Generation X; who peaked at 21 when they fucked a drunk girl at a Rage Against The Machine concert, who puked on his chest when she came.
Generation X; whose Christ figure was a nigger-worshiping prototranny that blew his brains out because he was one of the 41%
It's WE DRANK
WE SMOKED WEED
WE LISTENED TO PUNK
OUR PARENTS DIDN'T COME HOME UNTIL NIGHT TIME
Now they're in their fifties and Jack Black is trying to be everyone's hip uncle and Eminem is a literal grandfather who still talks about "having bars ready if Trump wants to respond"
You have people hitting sixty who act like they're sixteen.
Generation X; the generation that thinks it's acceptable to show up at a wedding wearing a Tuxedo print T-shirt telling weed, dick and fart jokes, while complaining that zoomers have no sense of decorum and all act like uncivilized niggers.
Generation X; whose Vitruvian Man is Kevin Smith wearing jorts and a batman shirt.
Generation X; who peaked at 21 when they fucked a drunk girl at a Rage Against The Machine concert, who puked on his chest when she came.
Generation X; whose Christ figure was a nigger-worshiping prototranny that blew his brains out because he was one of the 41%
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