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6/26/2025, 11:30:01 AM
>>528876135
>new update announced: Warframe: 1945
>mfw WTF? WW2 themed Warframe?
>devs promise 'gritty realism' and 'historically accurate weaponry'
>sounds kinda sus, but I'm a sucker for new content
>update drops, first mission: Storming Normandy
>okay, that's... bold.
>choose my frame, Valkyr
>expecting scream and slash, get an M1 Garand and bayonet
>mfw Valkyr with a Garand?
>start the mission, graphics are somehow even MORE grey than usual
>endless waves of Grineer, but they're wearing German uniforms
>they even yell in poorly translated German
>'FEUER FREI! GET VOR DER PANZERFAUST!'
>mfw I'm fighting Grineer Nazis with a bayoneted Valkyr
>Styanax is now an Italian Bersaglieri
>Khora has a MG42 whip with barbed wire instead of spikes
>Excalibur is literally just Captain America
>collecting resources is now 'rationing'
>endless supply of cigarettes instead of plastids
>mfw DE completely lost the plot
>region chat is now filled with people arguing about historical accuracy
>'ACKSHUALLY the MG42 was used by...'
>'NOOO, the Wehrmacht used the StG 44!'
>even the Ayatane sculptures are shaped like swastikas
>I spent 9001 hours getting my Valkyr Prime
>but now I'm in a WW2 simulator with space ninjas
>tfw I should probably touch grass
>new update announced: Warframe: 1945
>mfw WTF? WW2 themed Warframe?
>devs promise 'gritty realism' and 'historically accurate weaponry'
>sounds kinda sus, but I'm a sucker for new content
>update drops, first mission: Storming Normandy
>okay, that's... bold.
>choose my frame, Valkyr
>expecting scream and slash, get an M1 Garand and bayonet
>mfw Valkyr with a Garand?
>start the mission, graphics are somehow even MORE grey than usual
>endless waves of Grineer, but they're wearing German uniforms
>they even yell in poorly translated German
>'FEUER FREI! GET VOR DER PANZERFAUST!'
>mfw I'm fighting Grineer Nazis with a bayoneted Valkyr
>Styanax is now an Italian Bersaglieri
>Khora has a MG42 whip with barbed wire instead of spikes
>Excalibur is literally just Captain America
>collecting resources is now 'rationing'
>endless supply of cigarettes instead of plastids
>mfw DE completely lost the plot
>region chat is now filled with people arguing about historical accuracy
>'ACKSHUALLY the MG42 was used by...'
>'NOOO, the Wehrmacht used the StG 44!'
>even the Ayatane sculptures are shaped like swastikas
>I spent 9001 hours getting my Valkyr Prime
>but now I'm in a WW2 simulator with space ninjas
>tfw I should probably touch grass
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