>>534183321
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Raymond as well as Netorare,

The law offices of DORK & DORK are contacting you on behalf of our client DORK to bring forward a Notice of Infringement as authorized under Article 95 UC of the URNC Patent Law for patent number 524072006 entitled "Waifu Baiting with the Platoon's Name in the Background as a Mosaic for Advertisement Purposes" hereby referred to as The Patent. We wish to report an instance of what we feel in good faith is patent infringement. The infringing material appears on /gflex/ and seems to be advertising a platoon for which you are the designated Danchou.

You are registered with the BRIEF Bounty Hunter Office as the designated service provider agent to receive notifications of alleged patent infringement with respect to advertisements of the platoon for which you are the designated agent.

1. The material which we contend infringes on our client's patent, and appears illegally on /gflex/ is the following:
>1754368707848286.png
2. The material appears archived at this address:
>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/534179501/#534183321
3. Our client's patented material appears archived on /gflex/:
>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533889649/#533919116
4. Our client's contact information is as follows:
DORKmeister, DORK, Haoplay Global, 101581 and 10187.
5. We have a good faith belief that the use of The Patent that appears on /gflex/ is not authorized, by the patent owner, its agent, or by operation of law.
6. The information in this notice is accurate and we are either the patent owner or are authorized to act on behalf of the patent owner.

We declare under perjury laws of the Union of Rossartrism Nations Coalition that this notification is based and trvke.

Signed:
DORKmeister,
Senior Partner at DORK & DORK,
Danchou of DORK.

Yes, this is just an elaborate shitpost.