THORNY AND SLAYER STOP FIGHTING OVER MEEEEE!!!! god gave me the ability to fit 2 cocks in my ahh for a reason

My bottom bf says he's the top when I fuck him cowgirl style. He says he's the one on top, so he's the top. I tried to correct him multiple times, but he doesn't listen.
How do I make him realize he's the bottom?

How do black bottoms resist the pressure they get from versatiles forcing them to top?
One one hand bottoms are weak minded and can't resist peer presure, but on the other their pathetic weiners don't get hard enough to top a man.
How do they solve this conundrum?

My boyfriend always gets me the children's menu when we go out to eat