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6/24/2025, 10:34:43 PM
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> zoomer thinks he’ll never get old
> definitely way too cool to ever look backward
> don’t worry, you’ll surely stay forever relevant
> you’ll definitely never find comfort in the quiet joy of revisiting a simpler time, when life felt less complicated, when laughter was easier, when friendships felt permanent and summers endless
> it’s absolutely impossible you’ll ever miss the harmless innocence of your childhood, longing someday for something uncomplicated, something gentle amid life’s relentless grind
> surely you won’t ever scroll wistfully through half-forgotten playlists, seeking refuge in melodies that used to mean everything
> no, you’re certainly immune to aging, to growing weary, to ever finding peace in memories
> your hobbies will never fade, your interests never mocked, your tastes never rendered irrelevant by a relentless, impatient generation snapping at your heels
> it’s inconceivable that someday, when youth slips quietly away without fanfare, you’ll find yourself alone, turning to memories you once dismissed, realizing how cruelly brief it all was
> no, surely not you—you’re the exception who will always be young, forever in step, never the fool, never humbled by the merciless ticking of the clock
Enjoy your arrogance while it lasts, kid. We’ll save you a seat.
> zoomer thinks he’ll never get old
> definitely way too cool to ever look backward
> don’t worry, you’ll surely stay forever relevant
> you’ll definitely never find comfort in the quiet joy of revisiting a simpler time, when life felt less complicated, when laughter was easier, when friendships felt permanent and summers endless
> it’s absolutely impossible you’ll ever miss the harmless innocence of your childhood, longing someday for something uncomplicated, something gentle amid life’s relentless grind
> surely you won’t ever scroll wistfully through half-forgotten playlists, seeking refuge in melodies that used to mean everything
> no, you’re certainly immune to aging, to growing weary, to ever finding peace in memories
> your hobbies will never fade, your interests never mocked, your tastes never rendered irrelevant by a relentless, impatient generation snapping at your heels
> it’s inconceivable that someday, when youth slips quietly away without fanfare, you’ll find yourself alone, turning to memories you once dismissed, realizing how cruelly brief it all was
> no, surely not you—you’re the exception who will always be young, forever in step, never the fool, never humbled by the merciless ticking of the clock
Enjoy your arrogance while it lasts, kid. We’ll save you a seat.
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