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Yeah that's Asia for you. Me, I'm still frustrated by the nonexistence of the beautiful crimson-haired musclegirl that I thought I saw at first glance of a cover of a Castlevania game. I refuse to follow your lead and declare Simon my husbando; instead, in keeping with the thread's topic, I will declare my headcanon (and therefore obscure) version of this person to be my WAIFU. She has a pussy, damn it. A beautiful, muscular pussy that she is endearingly shy about showing even in the most intimate of circumstances, because all she knows is brutally destroying undead monsters, not the more delicate arts of love