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7/16/2025, 4:28:48 AM
>Nijisanji: Well Aster we got good and bad news for you
>Aster: Great tell me the good news
>Nijisanji: We found no proof of you being a literal Puff Diddy
>Aster: Already knew that, sigh. Anyways cool I'm free now I can go back to stream and ask for more merch sponsorships
>Nijisanji: Yeah about that...
>Aster: Sigh... what now? Yeah I know selling my merch will be a little tough now but-
>Nijisanji: Actually we really don't know what to do with you.
>Aster: Wait what? Why? I'm not a sex offender dude!
>Nijisanji: We know that but while investigating this case we found out you are massive dick and almost the entire branch hates you
>Aster: Oh my gosh! Wait me!? Sigh. It's Scarle right? I has to be Scarle...
>Nijisanji: No, no, no, we are serious here.
>Aster: Vox?
>Nijisanji: Yep
>Aster: Elira?
>Nijisanji: Yep
>Aster: Vanta...?
>Nijisanji: No- oh wait sorry we mean yes.
>Aster: Even Ren?
>Nijisanji: No, that guy was neutral.
>Aster: What about Maria?
>Nijisanij: A big yes.
>Aster: Dammit, fuck even Rosemi then?
>Nijisanji: Yeah even Rosemi wants you out
>Aster: Man fuck that kid! Seriously she's so autistic is not even funny! Tell her that I'm not going to buy a fucking skin in Fortnite!
>Nijisanji: Wait calm down son the Goku skin is pretty sick to be hone-
>Aster: Shut up and tell that bitch that I rather fucking graduate than buying a skin!
>Nijisanji: Wait... say that again?
>Aster: Great tell me the good news
>Nijisanji: We found no proof of you being a literal Puff Diddy
>Aster: Already knew that, sigh. Anyways cool I'm free now I can go back to stream and ask for more merch sponsorships
>Nijisanji: Yeah about that...
>Aster: Sigh... what now? Yeah I know selling my merch will be a little tough now but-
>Nijisanji: Actually we really don't know what to do with you.
>Aster: Wait what? Why? I'm not a sex offender dude!
>Nijisanji: We know that but while investigating this case we found out you are massive dick and almost the entire branch hates you
>Aster: Oh my gosh! Wait me!? Sigh. It's Scarle right? I has to be Scarle...
>Nijisanji: No, no, no, we are serious here.
>Aster: Vox?
>Nijisanji: Yep
>Aster: Elira?
>Nijisanji: Yep
>Aster: Vanta...?
>Nijisanji: No- oh wait sorry we mean yes.
>Aster: Even Ren?
>Nijisanji: No, that guy was neutral.
>Aster: What about Maria?
>Nijisanij: A big yes.
>Aster: Dammit, fuck even Rosemi then?
>Nijisanji: Yeah even Rosemi wants you out
>Aster: Man fuck that kid! Seriously she's so autistic is not even funny! Tell her that I'm not going to buy a fucking skin in Fortnite!
>Nijisanji: Wait calm down son the Goku skin is pretty sick to be hone-
>Aster: Shut up and tell that bitch that I rather fucking graduate than buying a skin!
>Nijisanji: Wait... say that again?
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