>>2823875
>You dont spend $400 on a cheaply made aluminum camping table like me!!!!!
>YOU'RE A LARPER

>>22940636
learn to tie knots unironically.
You can get away with a really cheap tarp set up and some lashings/knots.

https://youtube.com/shorts/xN8X2EKGMFs?si=OKIaXGdB6EETgnXq
picrel as well
I could have learned all this in boy scouts but i didnt develop a deeper love for the outdoors passed hunting until my late 20s
i recommend a knot tying book in combination with youtube
specifically the "25 most essential knots" book