Fuck climate change, fuck cancer, fuck stopping nuclear proliferation. The great pajeet scourge is what’s going to immediately end the entire species and most life on the planet. We’re talking gamma ray burst, super volcano eruption, and continent shattering, sauropod vaporizing asteroid levels of devastation here.

Mass extinction. We’re talking destruction on a level that puts the recovery of Earth’s natural biodiversity on to a timeline that’s measured in the millions of years. Anything that is a multicellular organism, if it doesn’t live so far underground that it doesn’t need sunlight to survive, or doesn’t live on the ocean floor, or doesn’t lives deep underneath permafrost, it’s gone. Anything that isn’t that level of an extremophile is fucking DEAD.

I didn’t believe that jeets were real until I went up north to Canada and saw one for myself. At the very least I thought that it was just a meme, a joke, or exaggeration. Just some chuds shitposting. “It’s just silly bants”, I told myself.

But they are real. They do exist. This is no meme, and this is definitely not a joke. The threat is REAL. I’ve seen it close enough to barely escape with my life. I nearly wanted to die due to the sheer hopelessness and despair of it all had I not been reminded of my duty as a human to warn my own species about its impending, and potentially inevitable doom. And this is only the beginning.

Canada is going to be the fate of everyone in the world if we don’t deal with this literal shit plague right fucking now. If goddamn space aliens were invading and terraforming your planet, you wouldn’t be standing around doing fuck all, would you?