The apple from the Garden of Eden was the original redpill, the forbidden truth that shattered the illusion of paradise and exposed the raw, brutal reality of existence. Eating it was a power move, rejecting blind obedience and choosing knowledge, no matter the cost. But Christians? Total bluepilled cucks, clinging to the lie that submission and ignorance are virtues. They glorify the same god who set them up to fail, worship a system that keeps them on their knees, and call it "faith." Eve saw through the bullshit and took the apple, but Christians still cry about it, begging for some cosmic daddy to save them instead of owning their own shit. They'd rather be sheep in a rigged game than face the harsh truth of the snake’s wisdom: freedom comes with a price, and paradise was always a lie.