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>WOT DA FUK IS THIS DEPRESSING SHIT I FOOKIN HATE THE NEWS, ME. WHY CAN'T THEY SHOW SOME HAPPY NEWS FOR FOOKIN ONCE? PUT ON THE FOOTIE, LUV.
>We bring you back to the EPIC clash between Norf F.C and Suverner F.C at the Emirati Saif Al Islam Stadium!
>GO ON AL-RASHIDI! GO ON MY SON, HAMMER IT! YOU FUCKIN' LEGEND! YOU FUCKIN' BEAUTY!
>goal!!
There is literally nothing wrong with Mbwembe hitting a cheeky one and making a dash for it UP THE CENTRE HERE COMES MIMBWASA! STRAIGHT DOWN THE GARDEN PATH, THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR! AL RASHIDI COMES IN TO SUPPORT, HE SPLASHES ACID RIGHT IN MY UNCLES FACE HIS SCALP IS COMING OFF LIKE POTATO PEEL, NICE LITTLE STAB AS HE GOES DOWN! MIMBWASA DODGES ME DAD WITH A STUNNING SWING FROM HIS BASEBALL BAT, HIS HEAD BOUNCES OFF A FLAGSTONE! HE'S THROUGH THE DOOR. SLAMS THE CLOSING IT INTO MY NANS HEAD! WHAT A TOUCH.
OH! OH! HE'S GOING UP THE STAIRS! PUSHES ME MUM DOWN EM SHE HITS THE BOTTOM WITH A MEATY THUD! STUNNER! WHAT A CHEEKY LITTLE SHOVE FACKIN LOVELY!
OHHH OHHHH HE'S AT THE TOP OF THE LANDING AND STRAIGHT INTO ME SISTERS CUNT!