Not nearly elaborate enough. He would say what he was doing beforehand to find himself in a situation which necessitated picking up your sister, (eg. he was coming back from the gym and already had a pump going so he decided to pick your sister up to continue the workout) as well as describe in detail the location where this was happening, also adding in humiliating details about what you were doing at the time, for example hiding in the closet watching it all unfold cause you felt the aura of the BBC approaching