Every single win of mine was me performing the Herculean feat of lifting all four of my drooling retards upon my back and carrying them across the finish line by virtue of my own tactics and raw power.

Every single loss of mine was because all four members of my team somehow made the perfect wrong decision and move in every possible way which is the only reason an elite videogame master such as myself could lose.
Also they were wintrading and enemy probably using cheats.

Why don't you play Crystalline Conflict with the thread? Asking genuinely and there is no wrong answer but I'm curious if there's anything I can do to change your mind.