>>280165091
>By Denver
American healthcare is too expensive for Goku.

>>280091874
>poop blabbering
Go back to the sewers, rat

You are Byakuya Kuchik

You come home after a "hard" day of "work" at your job as a Soul Reaper and for some reason, decide not to enter through the side door, but the front door instead.

When you enter you can hear pained screeching, forcing you to look up, where you catch sight of Majin Buu brutally shitting on your sister, Rukia. You move quickly out of sight, and quietly make your way upstairs. Did Majin Buu see you as he had your sister bent over the toilet?

You sneak into the bedroom, and can hear Rukia begging for mercy, "NO! NO! NO! PLEASE AAAAAHHH!" her screams are the guttural cries of someone genuinely afraid for their life, but you just pretend like it's "young love", and your sister's budding sexuality.

You try your best, but it becomes too much, so you try earplugs, but you know those don't actually work. In the end, you wind up in the bathtub, where you close the curtain, and eyes darting, begin making imitation shower noises, because you don't want Majin Buu to hear you taking a shower, but want something to drown out the sound of your sister screaming, "BROTHERBROTHERBROTHER HELLLLPPP ME!!!"

Suddenly, it ends, and you can hear your sister let out the grainy groan of a neutered bitch

"Buu made Poo Poo. Time for round 2..." You hear Majin Buu say in an innocent tone.

"Please no, please no mo-!" Her pleas are cut short by a gagging and slurping sound, forcing you to rock faster.

That's when you hear it, your sister swallowing down poop. "GRRRRGGGGH!"

You hear a loud, "GULP!" Followed by a gag and soft sobs, as you tell yourself, over and over, "It's okay, Buu is just too strong".