T-Trump-kun...! Wh-why would you do something like this...?! I believed in you with all my tiny, sparkly heart! You were supposed to be the chosen one, the sugoi leader of our freedomu dreams! And now... now you've shattered my hopes like a porcelain teacup dropped during a cherry blossom festival...! How could you, Trump-kun... how could you betray our kawaii bond like this...?