Anyone want to drink from the fountain of youth and wake up?

Swallow air into your stomach.

Known as the apple of Eden and the feuit of good and evil, swallowing air places oxygen into your second brain, known as the gut brain axis.

You gut has between 200-500 million neurons and has a brain the size of an ostrich.

If you swallow air now, you will prevent yourself from your second brain going into a coma, which makes you a mental zombie that gets hijacked by the matrix.

Side effects include
>visual magic ability
>controlling the weather
>talking to God
>indigestion

So swallow air today.

And awaken your baby brain

>>512194094
SHUT UP KID

Stop whining like a little girl

>>40845777
Sim... the nuclear bombs... remember?

Forever lives the Empire.