My name is Anon. Anon Ymous.
>What are (You)? What are (You), a janny? You're a janitor, right?
What, (You) mean like a moderator? No, absolutely not. Don't ban the face! I'm a shitposter.
>(You) got a minute to live. Fill it with posts.
It's JUST a troll. "The Songanon," see, it's not good.
>Then how did (You) get here, Anon?
Um. Well, I, um, had a little problem with, um, subscriptions. And I ended up, um, sending crypto, no two ways about it, on the page, that a paypig shouldn't do.
>Next?
Then, they approached me about the troll, and they knew about the gobs.
>What did they say? They'd get (You) off WEGs?
They said they'd gib me moar!

>Ben Kingsley as Trevor Slattery, "Iron Man 3"