As soon as Lenin died, it turned out that the second man in the party, Comrade Trotsky, was a traitor. Kamenev, Zinoviev, Bukharin and Stalin overthrew Trotsky and expelled him from the USSR.

But in a few years it turned out that Kamenev, Zinoviev and Bukharin were also enemies and traitors. And so the brave Genrikh Yagoda shot them. And a little later our guy Yezhov shot the foreign agent Yagoda.

But in another few years it turned out that Yezhov was not a comrade, but a dirty traitor and a foreign agent. So Beria shot him.

After Stalin's death, everyone understood that Beria was also a traitor. So Zhukov overthrew and shot Beria.

But Khrushchev soon understood that Zhukov was an enemy and a conspirator. And he sent him into retirement.

And a little later it turned out that even Stalin was an enemy, and a traitor. And with him a large part of the Politburo. So Stalin was dragged out of the mausoleum and the honest party members, headed by Khrushchev, dispersed the Politburo and Shepilov.

Several years passed and it was no longer possible to ignore that Khrushchev was a volunteer, a wretch, an adventurer and an enemy. So Brezhnev sent him into retirement.

As soon as Brezhnev died, it turned out that he was a senile, a pest and an obstacle to development.

Then came two more seniles, whose names no one remembers, because they dropped one after the other like flies.

Until the young and energetic Gorbachev came to power. And it turned out that the whole country was full of traitors and enemies, but he was supposed to fix it.

And then the USSR collapsed and it turned out that Gorbachev was an enemy and a traitor.