Maybe you're just an every day guy though, Raptorchild. Maybe the bells and whistles don't appeal to you, you just want an everyday driver that doesn't take a lot of maintenance and where parts are cheap and plentiful. We do have budget and legacy models available. For you, Raptorchild? I'll even throw in the indigency financing for free. Because you're a good guy, and I like you. I think we could be friends. I want you to be fulfilled.

Never forget, not all wealth is material in nature. Last Christmas we went down to the local homeless shelters and donated hairpieces to all the men. It was touching to see all these men, jovial with heads full of hair congratulating and complimenting eachother. But in the crowd I saw a man, and he was crying. I approached him to ask him what the matter was. He was overcome with emotion, it had been so long since he felt beautiful that when he looked in the mirror he barely recognized himself. He asked me not to but I took a picture of him anyways because I wanted to remember the moment. Pic very much related. Sorry Chet. You're welcome Chet.

This is why I do what I do. This is why I sell hairpieces. It is not a profession. It's a passion.