Realistically speaking, Ishmael would be the best wife.
>Outis: Will betray you.
>Rodion: Whore. 'nough said.
>Ryoshu: Used goods. Probably fine if you appreciate non-virgins.
>Faust: Homonculus with no life experience. Would make a terrible mother and wife.
>Don: Womanchild. Seems cute at first but would drive you insane long-term.
>Ish: Responsible, cute and caring. Would nag you but it's a good thing, will help you remember things. Would make a great mother, attentive and firm but not too hard.

Ishmael's birthday is in 3 weeks. Do you have anything nice to say to her?

It's been the exact same date for literal decades and people still don't know when steam maintenance happens.

Post reasons as to why (you) hate Fishwife. Prove that you aren't a sheep to the herd; provide actual reasoning to back your opinion.