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8/7/2025, 4:16:04 AM
>>512422588
A guy from the com got his ass kicked by teenagers at 3AM Sunday, pic related.
This apparently merits assuming federal control of DC, because comfags need protection from teens.
A guy from the com got his ass kicked by teenagers at 3AM Sunday, pic related.
This apparently merits assuming federal control of DC, because comfags need protection from teens.
8/7/2025, 3:12:05 AM
>>512407897
>Big Balls says he was brutally beaten at 3AM on Sunday by a gang of underage boys while trying to protect a woman from a carjacking
>pic related is him after the beating, according to Marco Elez
>the gang is variously reported as about 8 or about 12 boys
>Trump is taking this story at face value and not bothering to ask WHY Big Balls is wandering the streets of DC shirtless at 3AM Saturday night
>First arrests occurred in the carjacking, it's a 15 year old boy and girl
Discrepanies:
The DOGE kid is in really good condition for an 8-on-1 beatdown... in DC, where you'd expect a carjacking gang to be armed.
The only girl in the DOGE story is a victim, the only girl in the police story so far is a perpetrator.
What the fuck do you do in the streets of DC, shirtless, at 3 in the morning?
Any anons with forensics skills care to weigh in on the blood spatter? The stuff on his knee and lap is consistent with his store, but there's a lot on his arm that doesn't seem to come from anywhere. Am I missing something or did someone else bleed on him?
>Big Balls says he was brutally beaten at 3AM on Sunday by a gang of underage boys while trying to protect a woman from a carjacking
>pic related is him after the beating, according to Marco Elez
>the gang is variously reported as about 8 or about 12 boys
>Trump is taking this story at face value and not bothering to ask WHY Big Balls is wandering the streets of DC shirtless at 3AM Saturday night
>First arrests occurred in the carjacking, it's a 15 year old boy and girl
Discrepanies:
The DOGE kid is in really good condition for an 8-on-1 beatdown... in DC, where you'd expect a carjacking gang to be armed.
The only girl in the DOGE story is a victim, the only girl in the police story so far is a perpetrator.
What the fuck do you do in the streets of DC, shirtless, at 3 in the morning?
Any anons with forensics skills care to weigh in on the blood spatter? The stuff on his knee and lap is consistent with his store, but there's a lot on his arm that doesn't seem to come from anywhere. Am I missing something or did someone else bleed on him?
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