Ok I here goes
>be me, archery fag
>buy a bunch of books and start watching videos about how to make bows and arrows
>eventually decide to go hunting with my shitty homemade self bow and arrows
>can't be fucked to care about land or hunting license just wander into the woods with my shit for like four hours
>can't find shit, in hindsight I was probably upwind and super loud scaring away all deer
>hear shouting a ways away
>emerge from woods to see a huge open plain
>shouting getting closer
>see a buffalo running over hill across the plain
>5 or so men on horses chasing buffalo
>dressed like picrel but clearly middle aged and white
>shoutinkg some muslim sounding phrases but with strong american accents
>in-SHAW-LAW type shit
>watch one nail the buffalo in the side with one his horn bow
>met by muslim cheers
>all ride to dying buffalo and begin chanting
>wtf?

I kind of would have wanted to join them but I don't think you're allowed to hunt buffalo and I don't think they would have taken kindly to a witness