There are real people with the last name Hertz that are not naming their children Richard "Dick" Hertz, and nobody is doing anything about this problem.

>>936625180
You lack wisdom.

I just wanted to let you know that you have an open invitation to my opening.

I exclusively make friends with wise, elderly Chinese men.

>>936342909
Don't fuck with me, man. Not you.

>>936251319
Excuse me?

okay, finished

>>936131395
yeah, that's what most people say within five minutes of meeting me for the first time

God have mercy on those who stand in my way.

Have you ever ate so many beans that you turned into a gas station?

Hey bro, if you want to talk to her you have to go through me.

>>936060143
Say that seven more times and we have got a problem.

>>936039551
Yes, and it was awe-inspiring.

>>935911686
What are you implying?

I'm not a part of your fiction.

>>935806765
I was playing love games.

I can't define this love that I feel for you.

Would you please pour hot coffee on my balls?

>>935713888
You just love to attack me, don't you?

Cut the crap or I'm going to flip a table over.