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7/23/2025, 6:07:04 AM
>Never the umamusume
>Never drew a carat
>Never had a good race before her classic year and even then was overshadowed by vastly superior runners
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out her Spica comfort even when Rigil threw millions of carrots at her
>Was the favorite of the lowest drawing G1 race in her classic year
>Was the favorite of the lowest drawing G1 race in her senior year
>Was barely ever in the Triple Crown scene because she was never a big enough deal
>Only the 4th best member of Team Sirius
>Only the 6th best member of Team Spica
>Only the 8th best member of the Mejiro Family
>Janetty to Goldship
>Her S2 cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls herself """"""""DA BEST STAYER IN DA TWINKLE SERIES""""""""
>Shit taste in sweets
>Shit hair ornaments
>Failed at her first rivalry so badly that she resorted to clashing with glass bones
>Only significant achievement was accidentally winning the same race twice in a row
>DQ'd from Autumn Tenno Sho because she was afraid of literal jobbers fraud-checking her
>Buried Teio and fractured her leg, all because she beat her at Janken backstage
>When racing against Rice Shower, claimed that "her life was in danger" and choked the Spring Tenno Sho streak because of that
>Always tried to one-up Teio's injuries on herself, ended up permanently crippled as a result
>Huge mark for herself, according to Tazuna she requests nothing but Signal of Something New on the jukebox
>Not even her grandmother was a mark for her, and told her to retire ASAP
>Only claim to fame was starring in the gacha's "main story" and despite that she main evented in the lowest drawing banner in history
>Is the racing equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre employee whose sole claim to that position was by being a nepobaby
>The biggest impact she had on the franchise was dumping yet another piece of yuribait garbage in an already polluted ocean
>Never drew a carat
>Never had a good race before her classic year and even then was overshadowed by vastly superior runners
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out her Spica comfort even when Rigil threw millions of carrots at her
>Was the favorite of the lowest drawing G1 race in her classic year
>Was the favorite of the lowest drawing G1 race in her senior year
>Was barely ever in the Triple Crown scene because she was never a big enough deal
>Only the 4th best member of Team Sirius
>Only the 6th best member of Team Spica
>Only the 8th best member of the Mejiro Family
>Janetty to Goldship
>Her S2 cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls herself """"""""DA BEST STAYER IN DA TWINKLE SERIES""""""""
>Shit taste in sweets
>Shit hair ornaments
>Failed at her first rivalry so badly that she resorted to clashing with glass bones
>Only significant achievement was accidentally winning the same race twice in a row
>DQ'd from Autumn Tenno Sho because she was afraid of literal jobbers fraud-checking her
>Buried Teio and fractured her leg, all because she beat her at Janken backstage
>When racing against Rice Shower, claimed that "her life was in danger" and choked the Spring Tenno Sho streak because of that
>Always tried to one-up Teio's injuries on herself, ended up permanently crippled as a result
>Huge mark for herself, according to Tazuna she requests nothing but Signal of Something New on the jukebox
>Not even her grandmother was a mark for her, and told her to retire ASAP
>Only claim to fame was starring in the gacha's "main story" and despite that she main evented in the lowest drawing banner in history
>Is the racing equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre employee whose sole claim to that position was by being a nepobaby
>The biggest impact she had on the franchise was dumping yet another piece of yuribait garbage in an already polluted ocean
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