>>510023603
It's not that out there anon, I recommend telling her you had a 'weird dream about her' at breakfast and her natural excitement at being dreamt of by her husband will A: make her initial reaction more truthful B: makes it easier to entertain the notion and C: clears you of any pervy accusations because it was 'just a dream'. Then proceed to complain for a month about having that same dream every night until she suggests to try it to 'get it out of your system' or you after supposedly trying "everything" ask her to try it in hopes it might stop the dream from happening. Git gud anon, I suggest using the bathtub.

>>509104297
>only four years
omfg that's retarded