Apologize to me right now.
Complete and total NOTHINGBURGER AGAIN.
Tit for tat, it's already over. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

I WAS RIGHT, YOU WERE WRONG.

nothing ever happens

ALERT ALERT!!!!!!

NOTHINGBURGER IN PROGRESS I REPEAT NOTHINGBURGER IN PROGRESS!!!!!

Just woke up and wow, nothing happened again, shocking!

Two more weeks and then something maybe might or might not could or could not will or won't happen or not happen or be something or not. Trust the plan.

another day, another nothingburger. 2 more days an an entire week of no burgers.

It's over, time to wrap up these threads, it's not happening.

Fake news. Nothingburger. Nothing ever happens.

Nothing ever happens.
And even if it did, it's not a big deal.
And even if it was, no one cares.
And even if they do, it's a literal nothingburger.
And even if it isn't, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

This is nothing.
Nothing is happening.
Nothing ever happens.
Nothing ever will happen.
Nothingburgers always happen.
Nothingburgers will always happen.
No thing will ever happen to any of us.
Nothing is real, nothing is true, everything is fake and gay.
Our entire lives are a fake and gay science experiment simulation, this is the latest update.
You're not real. I'm not real. Nothing is real, nothing is true. Nothing exists. Nothing matters. Embrace it.

reminder

nothing ever happens