Did you guys know the goblins in the nearby caves are free? You can just pick them up and take them back home if you want. They don’t ever fight back. Hell, sometimes they willingly follow you. Best part is they don’t understand much about human society, so you get to experience doting on them and lavishing them in attention, which usually short circuits their small brains. Most often they even end up developing a dependency on you. Try it out! Make a goblin yours today!